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released 05 September 2011
Album art by Shanthony Exum
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- Track Name: Rap Tutorial
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Miss Eaves raps so sickenin’
My drum beats so kickin'in
You so sloppy you pig pin
Hit me on twitter or linkedin
Rap beast style wild like gorilla
Don't got Ghost Face but im killa
got you shakin’ and thats reala
MJ scary he give you thrilla
You a germ and I am penicillin
Got you movin’ like Im a villain
I make you dance if you willin’
Miss Eaves so hot she be killin’
When people see me they like wow
Drop to the floor with my booty boom pow
Booty boom bow bootie booty boom pow
Miss Eaves yeah got booty boom pow
(x2)
Miss Eaves so hot like a sauna
twisted like night of iguana
I'm not a period I'm a comma
I chew flora cause I'm fauna
Miss Eaves I have got you dancin’
I’m so cute I caught you glancin’
throw, pass go, yeah I'm advancin’
Your sub prime loan I'm financin’
I’m a Leo rah I’m a lion
Mind your business please stop pryin’
Imitators they be tryin’
can’t be like me they so leave cryin’
When people see me they like wow
Drop to the floor with my booty boom pow
Booty boom bow bootie booty boom pow
Miss Eaves yeah got booty boom pow
(x2)
- Track Name: Swatches
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Don’t you love me don’t you want me soooooo
You say no your butt hit the back door
Yeah Miss Eaves shes tight liike whoaooooooo
All the real girls get on the flooooooooooo
The boys come crawlin’ but ill be bawlin’
If the next day they don’t be callin’
This how it be you should love me
I wanna be your girl fantasy
My pride big roar loud like a lion
Ill make you love me Ill be tryin’
I make boys swoon they go oooooh
No love love makes me cu-cu
Boy I ain't got no time
No No no time time
I ain't got no time
You always on my mind
Rejection makes me run run run
Don’t play games with me son son
Coronate me like Im your queen
You’re Regina George your really mean
Check my celli, there’s nothing new
Check my telly, nothing from you
It’s ok ill find someone else
Boys like Eaves you are top shelf
Want you to beg on hands and knees
I say no ‘til you say please
Its not me, you cant handle it
Eaves not a girl you wanna quit
Boy I ain't got no time
No No no time time
I ain't got no time
You always on my mind
All the chicken heads they go tee-hee
But boy I need transparency
Stop playin’ little games with me
You’re not fun like monopoly
You don’t want me, I want you more
I pretend to show you the door
I’m nonchalant like I’m ok
I dont need you anyway
If you leave, then don’t come back
Morn Miss Eaves you dress in black
No reruns that’s whats happenin’
kiss bye what you could be slapin’
Boy I ain't got no time
No No no time time
I ain't got no time
You always on my mind
- Track Name: Diva Pop
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Miss Eaves I am a simile master
I stay on the grind so I can rhyme faster
I smell funky because I use Tom's
I get it on the cheap on Amazon.com
I got a lot of junk like a spam mail box
Spunky Punky Brewster eatin' pop rocks
Nerdy- I square like a Dave Thomas patty
I rock my hair like rasta man-natty
Diva in the kitchen Deb's real smitten
Got a lot of class like the queen of Britain
Crafty like Martha, Zen Siddhartha
Legendary like the almighty king Arthur
Wrap like a sari, classic like atari
Wild like a cheetah in a jungle safari
Kooky like Gaga, funny like haha
Erica Cain follow the Miss Eaves saga
Original wha original hay
I do everything in original way
Original wha Original oooooh
This how Miss Eaves go go go
Classic always in style like Prada
Pushin' boundaries avant garde like dada
Rap style tight like Calvin and Hobbes
I am a little crunchy like corn on the cob
Yeah I like granola crunchy with raisins
Power trip like a rent a cop tazin'
I wrecked my car 'cause I'm a bad driver
But I am good at keeping the party live-er
Diva in the kitchen Deb's real smitten
Got a lot of class like the queen of Britain
Crafty like Martha, Zen Siddhartha
Legendary like the almighty king Arthur
Wrap like a sari, classic like atari
Wild like a cheetah in a jungle safari
Kooky like Gaga, funny like haha
Erica Cain follow the Miss Eaves saga
Original wha original hay
I do everything in original way
Original wha Original oooooh
This how Miss Eaves go go go
- Track Name: Wow Bounce
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Miss Eaves makes you dance and stuff
You so love it you cant get enough
You move to the left you move to the right
Cant keep from movin' my flow's too tight
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
I will break it down ring ting ting ting
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
Got you movin' like a dancer go go
Your butt shakes like you eat ho hos
Move to the floor work it real slow
Shake it faster give me some mo
My flow is tight like some spandex pants
My flow tight, it makes you wanna dance
I ride this beat I'm a bad cowgirl
I ride this beat you’re like wow girl
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
I will break it down ring ting ting ting
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
The people march im a rap dictator
You sweat like your on the equator.
Miss Eaves is nice, I am really swell
That is something you can run and tell
Lets have fun put your beef away
If you cant I have nothing to say
Miss Eaves bright makes you go aha!
Miss Eaves tight make you sing lala!
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
I will break it down ring ting ting ting
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
I got that rhythm you cant deny
You know you love it so dont lie
Miss Eaves makes you dance and stuff
You so love it you cant get enough
move to the left you move to the right
Cant keep from movin' my flow's too tight
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
I will break it down ring ting ting ting
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
Got you movin' like a dancer go go
Your butt shakes like you eat ho hos
Move to the floor work it real slow
Shake it faster give me some mo
My flow is tight like some spandex pants
My flow tight, it makes you wanna dance
I ride this beat I'm a bad cowgirl
I ride this beat you’re like wow girl
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
I will break it down ring ting ting ting
I make you bounce like you ridin' a spring
I make your hips move I make them swing
This is how Miss Eaves do her thing
- Track Name: Pretty in Pink
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(x2)
Do you think Im pretty?
Do you think Im pretty?
Do you think Im pretty?
Ill tweet that what a pitty
My lips juicy like bubilicious
sweet like apple red delicious
Im not thin like little barbie
My butt wide like i eat arby's
Im never gonna be really skinny
I kill carbs like you killed kenny
Im still a knock out like tae-bo
I am a fly girl don't you know?
My hair is so kinky curly
don't sleep on me get up early
I don't have a six pack
still hot hot like iraq
(hook x2)
I got some junk in my bum bum bummy
so the boys always go run run runny
I got some junk in my bum bum bummy
so the boys always go run run runny
My hair is short but its all mine
Yours ain't real why you lying
I buy my clothes at mega thrift
No botox no face lift
Im not a pretty girl tell them ani
Im no plastic girl playboy bunny
I wear eyeliner and mascara
southern belle like miss ohara
What you lookin' at little hobbit
i cut you off like lorena bobbit
got some jiggle in my tum tummy
what you lookin' at son sonny
(hook x2)
- Track Name: Eavesology
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Yeah I’m Miss Eaves I am so fantastic
Rhymes so fresh like they wrapped in plastic
Tell me where the wild things are I'm a wild child
I got you jumpin' I do things to get the crowd riled
I am that bump you hearin' in the late night
I got so many beats you can call me Dwight
You are a penny but I am a dime
I got that sick flow yes this girl can rhyme
See I rock the mic yes I rock this party
Feel that boom boom b-b-beat in your body
This beat is healthy yeah this beat is hearty
Feel that boom boom b-b-beat in your body
I got a little jiggle in the back and the front
Pheromones crazy dem boys on the hunt
Iggy Iggy Iggy Oooh Im Iggy Iggys Crew
Hear all the Beats Beat that Iggy Iggy Do
This is another tight Miss Eaves Collabo
Crunk like Patsy and Eddie in Ab Fab yo
I rock the afro puffs yeah call me coco
Put your fours up this track is so loco
Woop woop its the sound of the beast
Get your forkies out for a little piggy feast
My rump so nice it belongs on a platter
My rump makes you crazy now you the mad hatter
I make heads bauble bauble and bop bop
Miss Eaves hot hottie I dont stop stop
You see me in my tights it makes you want to grind
You move to the floor this music is on my mind
Wanna make you dance Ill pass on the fame
Nah Im lyin' I want fans to scream my name
I can really spit rush, flow like a river
Cupid hold your arrow, I make hearts quiver
See I rock the mic yes I rock this party
Feel that boom boom b-b-beat in your body
This beat is healthy yeah this beat is hearty
Feel that boom boom b-b-beat in your body
I got bumps in the front junk in the back
Miss Eaves pullin' dudes I'm the new black
Yeah Miss Eaves takes over like kudzu
This beat nibble and bites you like bugs do
Or bites you like Bill bites Sukie
Dont try to step to me you are a rookie
But yeah I got no beef like a boca
Im that smooth chocolate you can call me mocha
This beat is sick like the plague: bubonic
This beat is fast like the hedgehog: sonic
Buckle up Giovani for this ego trip
I dont drink and rhyme so this Nalgene i do sip
All the imitators need to step back
Miss Eaves is in town it's the return of the mack
Throw salt on game so it shrivels like a dead slug
Try to sleep tight but still get bit by a bed bug