Miss Eaves I am a simile master
I stay on the grind so I can rhyme faster
I smell funky because I use Tom's
I get it on the cheap on Amazon.com
I got a lot of junk like a spam mail box
Spunky Punky Brewster eatin' pop rocks
Nerdy- I square like a Dave Thomas patty
I rock my hair like rasta man-natty

Diva in the kitchen Deb's real smitten
Got a lot of class like the queen of Britain
Crafty like Martha, Zen Siddhartha
Legendary like the almighty king Arthur
Wrap like a sari, classic like atari
Wild like a cheetah in a jungle safari
Kooky like Gaga, funny like haha
Erica Cain follow the Miss Eaves saga

Original wha original hay
I do everything in original way
Original wha Original oooooh
This how Miss Eaves go go go

Classic always in style like Prada
Pushin' boundaries avant garde like dada
Rap style tight like Calvin and Hobbes
I am a little crunchy like corn on the cob
Yeah I like granola crunchy with raisins
Power trip like a rent a cop tazin'
I wrecked my car 'cause I'm a bad driver
But I am good at keeping the party live-er

Diva in the kitchen Deb's real smitten
Got a lot of class like the queen of Britain
Crafty like Martha, Zen Siddhartha
Legendary like the almighty king Arthur
Wrap like a sari, classic like atari
Wild like a cheetah in a jungle safari
Kooky like Gaga, funny like haha
Erica Cain follow the Miss Eaves saga

Original wha original hay
I do everything in original way
Original wha Original oooooh
This how Miss Eaves go go go